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GROWING UP WITH GROWING PAINS



Bad Gateway Monologue #502
PULL OVER, SHITHEAD! THIS IS THE COPS!
by Daphne Otto
:57 | 128k | 910kb
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(Sirens wail.)
(A siren song?)
(Do you feel safe?)

Pull Over, Shithead!
THIS Is The Cops!

ACHIEVEMENTS
Newest
RAISE AWARENESS
CHANGE THE WORLD
LIBERATE SPARE CHANGE FROM A WISHING WELL
SIGN A PETITION
DEPLOY A GOLDEN PARACHUTE
SUPPORT WAR
WIN THE LOTTERY
INSTIGATE GENTRIFICATION
PICKET
SLEEP WITH YOUR BOSS
COMPLAIN
PLANT A MONEY TREE
PERFORM SPOKEN WORD
ACCEPT CONTRIBUTIONS FROM LOBBYISTS
SELL DRUGS
KILL YOURSELF
FILE A LAWSUIT
PAWN OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF
GIVE YOURSELF A RETENTION BONUS
PARTICIPATE IN A 419
PRINT YOUR OWN COUNTERFEIT MONEY
PRAY
DONATE PLASMA
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
BE A CELEBRITY
GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS
GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANT
FILM AND SELL AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
PRACTICE ALCHEMY
PUT MONEY INTO A TIME CAPSULE
PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
BELIEVE
FIND BURIED TREASURE
PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR
CAST A MAGIC SPELL
WIN AT BINGO
GET GOOD GRADES
ASK POLITELY
ACCEPT REPARATIONS
USE A METAL DETECTOR
OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT
GET A JOB
BEAT UP SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR THEIR LUNCH MONEY
ROB A BANK
OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
LAUNDER MONEY
HOST A DINNER
GIMMIE
GET WRITTEN INTO A WILL
Oldest

POETS
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ALFRED, BROOKE & MY BALLSAC
CAROL 2.0
OLD MAN KIELBASA
"HOT" KARL LOVE
FORMER STATE SENATOR GIL MARTIN
YUKO MJINGA
DAPHNE OTTO
ANNE "THE ONE WOMAN SHOW" RICHARD
THE SHADOWLORD
N. SLEAUXDETHE
DR. TAYLOR, PHD.
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