Did you know that
I was a State Senator for twenty-six years?
For twenty six years,
I represented your interests at the state capital.
I represented my constituents well.
And just who were my constituents?
Well,
I believe in an america lead by
President Warren G. Harding
I believe in an America where the laws are still blue.
I believe in an America where Capital Punishment is administered to lower case criminals.
I believe in an America where children are in Church when they are not in class.
However, my peers across the aisle,
They were against my vision of America.
Even though my constituents believed in my vision of America.
God believes in my vision of America.
Jesus Christ believes in my vision of America.
Saint Francis of Asisi believes in my vision of America.
Mother Theresa of Calcutta believes in my vision of America.
My vision of America can never happen when you have welfare mothers who receieve food stamps letting their 2 year olds commit crime.
My vision of America can never happen when you have negro gentlemen with afro haircuts getting paychecks.
My vision of America can never happen when teenagers are being forced to have sex and do drugs with each other by their own television sets.
My vision of America can never happen when people disagree with my vision
of America.
As your State Senator I fought against the forces of Evil in America.
I fought to keep Family Values as American Values.
Though I worked as hard as I could,
I did not defeat Evil.
Though I tried.
The Energy of Evil is
within those who do not go to Church everyday.
The Energy of Evil is
within those who support the American Civil Liberties Union.
The Energy of Evil is
within those who listen to Rock and Roll.
But did you know that
I was your State Senator
for 26 years?
And do you know how i was able to serve
for so long?
I accepted money from lobbyists.
I accepted gifts from lobbyists.
I accepted re election from lobbyists.
I played ball with lobbyists.
And i did what my constituents,
my lobbyists,
asked me to do.
They said I could keep my supreme money power,
I could pocket all of the the extra supreme money power,
only if I gave them my word.
and
I... alone
gave them my word.
God believes in staying true to your word.
Jesus Christ believes in statying true to your word.
Saint Francis of Assisi believes in statying true to your word.
Mother Theresa of Calcutta believes in staying true to your word.
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