dear moneykeeper,
i ask that i be granted supreme.
money power.
please.
surely no one else is as deserving of supreme money power as i.
furthermore, no one has helped you out as often, as thoroughly, nor as unselfishly as i have helped you.
i would be very happy if i were to be given supreme money power.
consider me in the event that you want to give someone supreme money power.
thank you very much.
p.s.
remember that i did say please.
not everyone asks so politely as i do.
p.p.s.
i have a confession.
i am above average and i love you.
i have always been above average.
i have always loved you.
i have enclosed a special surprise.
oh, i'm just going tell you.
i had a croissant delivered from a sidewalk vendor on avenue des champs-elys�es.
i know you like croissants, and there are no better crossaints than those sold on
the most beautiful avenue in the world.
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