My cool,
I am ready for Hollywood.
I don't care what you say.
my cool,
i know i'm a star.
i'm very good,
i'm very intelligent.
I am going to be a celebrity my cool.
i've got star power.
Jack Tucci says everyone knows my voice.
I am going to be the most famous female ice skating commentator ever my cool.
from there i will star in movies.
that is how you become a star my cool.
you gotta know something about something.
you gotta be
Very good.
Very intelligent.
pack up the dogs, my cool.
The decision is made.
I am going to be a star.
Jack Tucci is going to be my manager, my cool.
He has got connections.
He is known around town.
Jack Tucci says that my years of watching female ice skating have paid off handsomely.
He says everyone knows my voice,
Heeds my words.
As they should, my cool.
i have watched so much god damn female ice skating that i know what i am talking about.
from there i will be cast in movies.
then my star will really shine.
tell you right now.
god damn it.
My fans are going to be.
Very good.
Very intelligent.
Tell you right now.
they will know that Old Man Kielbasa has been watching female figure skating for long time my cool.
almost as long as the length of my penis my cool.
that is how long i have been watching female ice skating.
i don't watch male ice skating.
i'm not a fag.
i don't light other boys' bombs.
god damn.
you know why they call me old man kielbasa my cool.
it is because of my dick.
takes two hands to stroke my cool.
i should just go into movies with my big dick.
but i want to watch some female figure skating first.
god damn it my cool.
you know how much i love watching female figure skating.
watch me parlay that success commentating on it.
into being a movie star.
my dick is bigger than Milton Berle's my cool.
I can not wait for the paparazzi.
I love my picture being taken.
I can not wait for the tabloids.
I love having the attention focused on me.
I love signing autographs.
Especially of checks which ensure my achieving of supreme money power, my cool.
These fat checks will tell me that I am.
Very good.
Very intelligent.
All of the women say, "Ih look, here is Old Man Kielbasa.
I want to have sex with the best god damn female ice skating commentator who has
ever lived, god damn it."
That best god damn female ice skating commentator will be me, my cool.
That is what they will all say, my cool.
The female figure skaters will all say, "I like the way you described my routine".
The women ice skaters will all say, "Can you teach me how to be
Very good
Very intelligent?"
The women ice skaters will all say, "the only guys who hit on me all have small dicks.
I am happy to see that your dick is as big as 2 of my hands."
And I will tell them that "yes, I will sleep with them."
I am a single man, my cool.
No worries.
Tell you right now, my cool.
Women love to sleep with celebrities
especially celebrities with big dicks.
Dicks that take two hands to stroke, my cool.
women love big dicks, my cool.
Especially me because I am very good,
Very intelligent.
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