he acquired enough experience points.
he achieved the proper mage levels.
he bravely fought monsters.
he was a wizard in this world.
he was skilled in the best spells.
he is the type of wizard you don't want to mess with.
he knows lots of spells.
he has read from many elders' spellbooks.
he earned enough experience points to learn the spell.
he learned the spell that is usually only learned by minerals.
he has been practicing the last few months to learn the spell.
he finally has learned the spell.
he is a master level mage.
he is awesome.
he was on a quest for fame, glory,and riches.
he could attain all of these things in this world.
he is held back in the other world from these things.
he now knows a spell that will give him the power that people never thought he would have.
he has a spell which will redefine the type of power people think that he should have.
he knows he should have this power for all of the times people made fun of him in high school.
he can now cast a money spell which will give him all of the money he needs.
he will perfect his money spell.
he will perfect it until he can achieve supreme money power.
he will then cast supreme money power into the other world.
he will then show everyone in the other world.
he will show them for making fun of him.
he will have his revenge on all those girls who rejected him and then made out with his sister.
he will have his revenge on Barney.
he hates Barney.
he knows that Barney is an asshole.
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