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HOW TO ACHIEVE SUPREME MONEY POWER
"BLOOD MONEY FLOWS THROUGH THESE VEINS."
SPOKEN WORD FINANCIAL STRATEGY* PODCAST
 



DONATE PLASMA
by N. Sleauxdethe
4:06 | 128k | 3.8MB|

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So it's all like
I know that poetry
Is in my blood
It is as if when I write a poem, my heart loses blood
It is as if the loss of blood will stop my heart from being a poet
My heart makes blood as naturally as I make poetry
So it's all like
I do not need to go to college to prove my blood
Even though I did go for a couple of semesters
And dropped out
I didn't need to
I, uh
Was only there to see my competition
So it's all like
I have no competition
No one at the university could write as good of a poem as this one
Not even any member of the faculty
So it's all like the only paper I need
Is Cambridge Mead
Oh, and a Micron pen
To write my poems down
I was the only one whose poetry flow through me
Throughout the entire campus
And even in this coffeeshop
I drink coffee
Like blood
And when I write my poems
I write them in blood
The red and the white cells combine like poetry
My ideas and my ability combine like blood in my heart
I take in a lifetime of experience and make poetry
Just like my heart takes oxygen deprived blood and makes oxygen full blood
All between sips of coffee
At Mr. Coffee And Mr. Bean
All between puffs of cigarettes
From Rip's

So its all like plasma only survives for a few days
So if I let my plasma flow
I can get paid for making the machine more artistic for having had my blood
And it is all like
Kerouac would be happy with all of the drug users
That also donate plasma with me
Us plasma donors
We are really pulling a fast one on society
So it's all like I am saying
FUCK YOU
to the square american society
to the boring and stupid people
FUCK YOU, AMERICA
fuck you
I am going to smoke this Camel Hard so thoroughly
Just to fuck you
Watch me suck the butt!
This is to spite you on top of all of the money I am getting from donating plasma
Fuck you, America
You do not even know how much of a hero Burroughs is to guy like me
Wittgenstein said that westerns are the only ethical form of movie to watch
So its all like
I like spaghetti westerns
Clint Eastwood is in my blood
Clint Eastwood's movies are poetry
I am going to have Clint Eastwood's baby
I get to watch Westerns at the
Uh
Place
Every few days
So it's all like
FUCK YOU, AMERICA
I am going to smoke Camel Hards
I am going to drink coffee
By donating plasma
I am going to achieve supreme money power in no time

ACHIEVEMENTS
Newest
  • RAISE AWARENESS
  • CHANGE THE WORLD
  • LIBERATE SPARE CHANGE FROM A WISHING WELL
  • SIGN A PETITION
  • DEPLOY A GOLDEN PARACHUTE
  • SUPPORT WAR
  • WIN THE LOTTERY
  • INSTIGATE GENTRIFICATION
  • PICKET
  • SLEEP WITH YOUR BOSS
  • COMPLAIN
  • PLANT A MONEY TREE
  • PERFORM SPOKEN WORD
  • ACCEPT CONTRIBUTIONS FROM LOBBYISTS
  • SELL DRUGS
  • KILL YOURSELF
  • FILE A LAWSUIT
  • PAWN OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF
  • GIVE YOURSELF A RETENTION BONUS
  • PARTICIPATE IN A 419
  • PRINT YOUR OWN COUNTERFEIT MONEY
  • PRAY
  • DONATE PLASMA
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
  • BE A CELEBRITY
  • GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS
  • GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANT
  • FILM AND SELL AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
  • WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
  • PRACTICE ALCHEMY
  • PUT MONEY INTO A TIME CAPSULE
  • PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
  • BELIEVE
  • FIND BURIED TREASURE
  • PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR
  • CAST A MAGIC SPELL
  • WIN AT BINGO
  • GET GOOD GRADES
  • ASK POLITELY
  • ACCEPT REPARATIONS
  • USE A METAL DETECTOR
  • OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT
  • GET A JOB
  • BEAT UP SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR THEIR LUNCH MONEY
  • ROB A BANK
  • OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
  • LAUNDER MONEY
  • HOST A DINNER
  • GIMMIE
  • GET WRITTEN INTO A WILL
  • Oldest

    POETS
    A
  • ALFRED, BROOKE & MY BALLSAC
  • CAROL 2.0
  • OLD MAN KIELBASA
  • "HOT" KARL LOVE
  • FORMER STATE SENATOR GIL MARTIN
  • YUKO MJINGA
  • DAPHNE OTTO
  • ANNE "THE ONE WOMAN SHOW" RICHARD
  • THE SHADOWLORD
  • N. SLEAUXDETHE
  • DR. TAYLOR, PHD.
  • Z




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