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FILE A LAWSUIT
by Old Man Kielbasa
2:47 | 128k | 2.56MB|

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tell you right now, my cool.
tell you right now.
i am going to sue them, my cool.
taking them to court.
And I'm gonna win my cool.
I know a guy by the name of Pietkiewicz.
he's part of the chain.
It is a strong chain God damn it!
you know Coach Cuccia?
The boys at Dubex like to call the coach "Coochie"!
Dinger.
Cunningham.
Renault.
All of them my cool.
The form the chain.
They are the links in the god damn chain, my cool.
Dubex, my cool.
Now listen to me.
Pietkiewicz is the only Pole out of them all.
That's why I have him on the god damn case.
Us Poles, we stick together, my cool.
It is called "Hunky Pride", my cool.
Fuck you if you don't have hunky pride, that is what they always said at Krakuzy, my cool.
Right across from Acme.
If you do not know you better ask somebody God damn it!
But I am telling you right now that
With Pietkiewicz I just can't lose, my cool.
Tell you right now.
Do you want me to tell you.
Cuz I am telling you.
Right now.
God damn it.
Are you listening to me?
The facts of the case are on my side, my cool.
This is not frivolous, my cool.
This is serious.
I am not some frivolous person my cool.
If Steven Adler were here he could tell you exactly how unfrivolous I am.
I mean look at them.
They have supreme money power!
How did they achieve it? They sure did not work for it my cool.
You can not tell me that they worked for it, my cool.
I'm not listening.
I'll tell you how my cool.
I'll tell you how they did it my cool.
I'll tell you right now.
They got all of their lawyers.
They go after the small guy.
Well, I am not going to let them do that to me anymore.
Look at what they did to me.
Look at it my cool.
Look at me.
You can't tell me that I was not wronged.
And I am not going to let them get away with it.
I've always been a fighter my cool.
Always, God damn it.
I have always been a God damn fighter my cool.
Tell you right now my cool.
Do you want to fight me right now?
Do you think that you can beat me, my cool?
How do you think I have had sex with so many women, my cool?
I wasn't some chicken shit pussy!
I fight for what is right.
I know you didn't want to fight me.
i would kick your ass into yesterday my cool.
They wouldn't even let you into Acme after what i could do in a fight.
Not only am I a fighter, but I've got got Pietkiewicz as my lawyer.
I can not lose.
Pietkiewicz is part of the God damn chain, my cool.
The chain has never let me down.
I could call on them at any point.
they will help me.
i will help them. That is how the chain works. God damn it, my cool.
And Pietkiewicz is a hunky like me.
Hunky Pride, God damn it.
Tell you right now.
You lay a finger on me and I will sue you for everything you have.
Which is nothing.
And then I am still going to sue them God damn it.
Between all of you I will win enough in court after Pietkiewicz gets his cut to have supreme money power all to myself.
My own supreme money power.

I deserve it.

ACHIEVEMENTS
Newest
  • RAISE AWARENESS
  • CHANGE THE WORLD
  • LIBERATE SPARE CHANGE FROM A WISHING WELL
  • SIGN A PETITION
  • DEPLOY A GOLDEN PARACHUTE
  • SUPPORT WAR
  • WIN THE LOTTERY
  • INSTIGATE GENTRIFICATION
  • PICKET
  • SLEEP WITH YOUR BOSS
  • COMPLAIN
  • PLANT A MONEY TREE
  • PERFORM SPOKEN WORD
  • ACCEPT CONTRIBUTIONS FROM LOBBYISTS
  • SELL DRUGS
  • KILL YOURSELF
  • FILE A LAWSUIT
  • PAWN OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF
  • GIVE YOURSELF A RETENTION BONUS
  • PARTICIPATE IN A 419
  • PRINT YOUR OWN COUNTERFEIT MONEY
  • PRAY
  • DONATE PLASMA
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
  • BE A CELEBRITY
  • GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS
  • GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANT
  • FILM AND SELL AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
  • WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
  • PRACTICE ALCHEMY
  • PUT MONEY INTO A TIME CAPSULE
  • PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
  • BELIEVE
  • FIND BURIED TREASURE
  • PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR
  • CAST A MAGIC SPELL
  • WIN AT BINGO
  • GET GOOD GRADES
  • ASK POLITELY
  • ACCEPT REPARATIONS
  • USE A METAL DETECTOR
  • OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT
  • GET A JOB
  • BEAT UP SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR THEIR LUNCH MONEY
  • ROB A BANK
  • OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
  • LAUNDER MONEY
  • HOST A DINNER
  • GIMMIE
  • GET WRITTEN INTO A WILL
  • Oldest

    POETS
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  • ALFRED, BROOKE & MY BALLSAC
  • CAROL 2.0
  • OLD MAN KIELBASA
  • "HOT" KARL LOVE
  • FORMER STATE SENATOR GIL MARTIN
  • YUKO MJINGA
  • DAPHNE OTTO
  • ANNE "THE ONE WOMAN SHOW" RICHARD
  • THE SHADOWLORD
  • N. SLEAUXDETHE
  • DR. TAYLOR, PHD.
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