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HOW TO ACHIEVE SUPREME MONEY POWER
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GET A JOB
by Former State Senator Gil Martin
2:22 | 128k | 2.17MB|

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a lazy fool asked god
or mother theresa of calcutta
or saint francis of assisi
for supreme money power
the lazy fool also asked me
for change
i told him the lazy fool
i told the lazy fool that if he wants change
he should note that
mother theresa of calcutta is against welfare
saint francis of assisi is against welfare
jesus christ is against welfare
god is against welfare
they would all told the lazy fool
should get a job

get a job
you lazy, lazy fool
said god
said mother theresa of calcutta
said saint francis of assisi
for god wills that anyone
who deserves money
who deserves power
must get a job

if you do not get a job
you must pray to saint joseph
submit to god
pray that god and saint joseph will help you
to get a job
so that you may achieve supreme money power
you lazy, lazy fool
you must pray to god... alone

did you know that
i was a state senator
for 26 years?
for 26 years,
i was a state senator
i worked for the citizens of the state
for 26 years.
i achieved supreme money power
and i gave it back to family
and i gave it back to the church
and i gave it back to our president
warren g. harding
god has blessed our grand old party
with supreme money
supreme power
god is on our side

for 26 years
i was a state senator
i had a job
i... alone

ACHIEVEMENTS
Newest
  • RAISE AWARENESS
  • CHANGE THE WORLD
  • LIBERATE SPARE CHANGE FROM A WISHING WELL
  • SIGN A PETITION
  • DEPLOY A GOLDEN PARACHUTE
  • SUPPORT WAR
  • WIN THE LOTTERY
  • INSTIGATE GENTRIFICATION
  • PICKET
  • SLEEP WITH YOUR BOSS
  • COMPLAIN
  • PLANT A MONEY TREE
  • PERFORM SPOKEN WORD
  • ACCEPT CONTRIBUTIONS FROM LOBBYISTS
  • SELL DRUGS
  • KILL YOURSELF
  • FILE A LAWSUIT
  • PAWN OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF
  • GIVE YOURSELF A RETENTION BONUS
  • PARTICIPATE IN A 419
  • PRINT YOUR OWN COUNTERFEIT MONEY
  • PRAY
  • DONATE PLASMA
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
  • BE A CELEBRITY
  • GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS
  • GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANT
  • FILM AND SELL AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
  • WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
  • PRACTICE ALCHEMY
  • PUT MONEY INTO A TIME CAPSULE
  • PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
  • BELIEVE
  • FIND BURIED TREASURE
  • PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR
  • CAST A MAGIC SPELL
  • WIN AT BINGO
  • GET GOOD GRADES
  • ASK POLITELY
  • ACCEPT REPARATIONS
  • USE A METAL DETECTOR
  • OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT
  • GET A JOB
  • BEAT UP SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR THEIR LUNCH MONEY
  • ROB A BANK
  • OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
  • LAUNDER MONEY
  • HOST A DINNER
  • GIMMIE
  • GET WRITTEN INTO A WILL
  • Oldest

    POETS
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  • ALFRED, BROOKE & MY BALLSAC
  • CAROL 2.0
  • OLD MAN KIELBASA
  • "HOT" KARL LOVE
  • FORMER STATE SENATOR GIL MARTIN
  • YUKO MJINGA
  • DAPHNE OTTO
  • ANNE "THE ONE WOMAN SHOW" RICHARD
  • THE SHADOWLORD
  • N. SLEAUXDETHE
  • DR. TAYLOR, PHD.
  • Z




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