i wanna show something my cool
you see this trophy?
it is for customer service
it is a fine trophy
all gold and glossy
god damn it, my cool
take a god damn look at my trophy
god damn it, my cool
do you know how i got this trophy, my cool?
customer service
give the people what they want!
the people know that when they come to me
they know that when they come to me i give them what they want, my cool
they want my customer service my cool
every woman in this god damn town knows it my cool
tell you right now
do you know how i got this trophy?
customer service
my cool, are you listening to me?
god damn it.
tell you right now
i won this trophy for providing the best god damn customer service
so what if those assholes at the plant messed things up, my cool?
so what?
what are you going to do about it, my cool?
you can not take back what those assholes did at the plant
but you can make the person in front of you happy
god damn it
i have made a lot of people happy, my cool
tell you right now
god damn!
i have got proof, my cool
take a look at this god damn trophy!
do you know how i got this trophy my cool?
customer service!
got to keep your customers happy my cool
if you do not have happy customers you do not have anything
tell you right now
my customer service skills paid the bills, my cool
earned me this god damn trophy
you can not take this trophy away from me my cool
it is my pride and joy
do you know how i got it?
by providing customer service
i do not care that my old boss man is a prima donna
i do not care, my cool
all i cared about was the customer
customer wants a hamburger, my cool
give em a hamburger with cheese!
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