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KILL YOURSELF
by Daphne Otto
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Here lies an artist who must be understood in the context of me.

Here lies an artist who created beauty for a world which was too stupid to know.

Here lies an artist, misunderstood in her own time.

Here lies an artist whose life was pain because of people.
Just.
Like.
You.

Here lies an artist whose life was unfair.

Here lies an artist who was a beautiful flower while she lasted in these seasons of life.

Here lies an artist who needed to be loved.

Here lies an artist who did everything she could but still failed at life and supreme money power. here is an artist who finally figured everything out.

Here lies a artist who found the stregnth to kill herself.

Here lies an artist intelligent enough to fool the insurance company.

Here lies an artist who is being reborn.

Here lies an artist greater than who she was before.

Here lies an empty cocoon.

Here flies a beautiful pheonix, risen from the ashes with supreme money power.

ACHIEVEMENTS
Newest
  • RAISE AWARENESS
  • CHANGE THE WORLD
  • LIBERATE SPARE CHANGE FROM A WISHING WELL
  • SIGN A PETITION
  • DEPLOY A GOLDEN PARACHUTE
  • SUPPORT WAR
  • WIN THE LOTTERY
  • INSTIGATE GENTRIFICATION
  • PICKET
  • SLEEP WITH YOUR BOSS
  • COMPLAIN
  • PLANT A MONEY TREE
  • PERFORM SPOKEN WORD
  • ACCEPT CONTRIBUTIONS FROM LOBBYISTS
  • SELL DRUGS
  • KILL YOURSELF
  • FILE A LAWSUIT
  • PAWN OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF
  • GIVE YOURSELF A RETENTION BONUS
  • PARTICIPATE IN A 419
  • PRINT YOUR OWN COUNTERFEIT MONEY
  • PRAY
  • DONATE PLASMA
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
  • BE A CELEBRITY
  • GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS
  • GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANT
  • FILM AND SELL AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
  • WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
  • PRACTICE ALCHEMY
  • PUT MONEY INTO A TIME CAPSULE
  • PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
  • BELIEVE
  • FIND BURIED TREASURE
  • PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR
  • CAST A MAGIC SPELL
  • WIN AT BINGO
  • GET GOOD GRADES
  • ASK POLITELY
  • ACCEPT REPARATIONS
  • USE A METAL DETECTOR
  • OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT
  • GET A JOB
  • BEAT UP SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR THEIR LUNCH MONEY
  • ROB A BANK
  • OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
  • LAUNDER MONEY
  • HOST A DINNER
  • GIMMIE
  • GET WRITTEN INTO A WILL
    • Oldest

    POETS
    A
  • ALFRED, BROOKE & MY BALLSAC
  • CAROL 2.0
  • OLD MAN KIELBASA
  • "HOT" KARL LOVE
  • FORMER STATE SENATOR GIL MARTIN
  • YUKO MJINGA
  • DAPHNE OTTO
  • ANNE "THE ONE WOMAN SHOW" RICHARD
  • THE SHADOWLORD
  • N. SLEAUXDETHE
  • DR. TAYLOR, PHD.
    • Z




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