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HOW TO ACHIEVE SUPREME MONEY POWER
"ACTIVISM DIRECT FROM THE STAGE TO YOUR MP3 PLAYER"
SPOKEN WORD FINANCIAL STRATEGY* PODCAST
 



LAUNDER MONEY
by The Shadowlord
4:02 | 128k | 3.37MB|

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he went to the laundromat.
he had all of the quarters in his pocket.
when he walked it sounded like a joy division song.
he went to the laundromat.
he had all of the quarters in his pocket.
and at the laundromat there was an entire new world.
he went to the laundromat.
he had all of the quarters in his pocket.
an entire new world of which he was unfamiliar.
he went to the laundromat.
he had all of the quarters in his pocket.
but he had a plan.
he had a plan.
he had a plan.
he went to the laundromat.
he had all of the quarters in his pocket.
he had a plan to achieve supreme money power.
he went to the laundromat.
he had all of the quarters in his pocket.
today was going to be a new day.
no longer would every hate him.
and he hate them.
and i hate you.
and you hate me.
and i hate you because you make me hate myself.
he went to the laundromat.
he had all of the quarters in his pocket.
and so he got all of his money.
he got all of his power.
and he threw it all in the washing machine.
and then nothing.

and so i ask you.
how exactly is money laundering supposed to work?

ACHIEVEMENTS
Newest
  • RAISE AWARENESS
  • CHANGE THE WORLD
  • LIBERATE SPARE CHANGE FROM A WISHING WELL
  • SIGN A PETITION
  • DEPLOY A GOLDEN PARACHUTE
  • SUPPORT WAR
  • WIN THE LOTTERY
  • INSTIGATE GENTRIFICATION
  • PICKET
  • SLEEP WITH YOUR BOSS
  • COMPLAIN
  • PLANT A MONEY TREE
  • PERFORM SPOKEN WORD
  • ACCEPT CONTRIBUTIONS FROM LOBBYISTS
  • SELL DRUGS
  • KILL YOURSELF
  • FILE A LAWSUIT
  • PAWN OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF
  • GIVE YOURSELF A RETENTION BONUS
  • PARTICIPATE IN A 419
  • PRINT YOUR OWN COUNTERFEIT MONEY
  • PRAY
  • DONATE PLASMA
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
  • BE A CELEBRITY
  • GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS
  • GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANT
  • FILM AND SELL AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
  • WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
  • PRACTICE ALCHEMY
  • PUT MONEY INTO A TIME CAPSULE
  • PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
  • BELIEVE
  • FIND BURIED TREASURE
  • PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR
  • CAST A MAGIC SPELL
  • WIN AT BINGO
  • GET GOOD GRADES
  • ASK POLITELY
  • ACCEPT REPARATIONS
  • USE A METAL DETECTOR
  • OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT
  • GET A JOB
  • BEAT UP SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR THEIR LUNCH MONEY
  • ROB A BANK
  • OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
  • LAUNDER MONEY
  • HOST A DINNER
  • GIMMIE
  • GET WRITTEN INTO A WILL
  • Oldest

    POETS
    A
  • ALFRED, BROOKE & MY BALLSAC
  • CAROL 2.0
  • OLD MAN KIELBASA
  • "HOT" KARL LOVE
  • FORMER STATE SENATOR GIL MARTIN
  • YUKO MJINGA
  • DAPHNE OTTO
  • ANNE "THE ONE WOMAN SHOW" RICHARD
  • THE SHADOWLORD
  • N. SLEAUXDETHE
  • DR. TAYLOR, PHD.
  • Z




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