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HOW TO ACHIEVE SUPREME MONEY POWER
"YOU HAVE OUR SPOKEN WORD ON IT!"
SPOKEN WORD FINANCIAL STRATEGY* PODCAST
 



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by Yuko Mjinga & "Hot" Karl Love
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"Hot" Karl Love
Yuko Mjinga


Attention!
This protest will not end until our voices are heard and our demands met!
Look at how many people are here
Look
Look around
We must have about a dozen or so people truly committed to the cause
This is the beginning
I can feel it
Soon, we will have the critical mass behind us
For we already represent the masses
They just do not know it yet
I know that all of you demand Supreme Money Power
I know that all of you demand Supreme Money Power
I know that all of you demand Supreme Money Power
If we persevere, one day we all will achieve Supreme Money Power
Attention!
Warren G Harding is a greedy meanie
He will not let us have Supreme Money Power
I hate you Warren G Harding!
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
I said, are you ready?
Are you prepared to wake up quite early on a Saturday Morning to make it on time?
Do you have your sign ready?
Or are you at least going to have it ready by Saturday Morning?
Do your shoes have enough tread in them to last through the event?
Are your shoes clean or do they look like they are falling apart?
Do you need some money to buy yourself some new shoes?
We need you to look your Sunday best this Saturday morning
We need to make sure that people can read what we have to say as they drive by or see us on the local news
I am using the other side of the sign I made for a different protest
The front will say
"Supreme Money Power NOW"
The back has a windmill and says
"Wind Power Is The Best Blow Job Ever"
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
I said, are you ready?
To join us as we stand together for justice?
As we walk around in a circle
For what is right?
As we sing songs accompanied by one acoustic guitar played by My Ballsac
For what is fair?
Supreme Money Power For All!
We will not leave this area until we get our fair share of Supreme Money Power.
When people curse us I chastise them for not understanding the issues
We know what everyone is secretly thinking but is too afraid to express.
We harbor no fear.
We are courageous enough to be seen and heard
Look at us,
Give us the attention
Give us the
Respect
That we deserve.
Do make sure that you all credit me with organizing this event.
I deserve that much for starting this protest,
For we are doing what must be done
Our determination is stout. No!
We will not move
Have you not heard of the First Amendment?
No, we will not move
Have you not heard of the First Amendment?
You can not silence our conviction
Sometimes,
when I go monkey wrenching,
I wear a penguin mask
I will likely wear the penguin mask Saturday morning
We will achieve
We will achieve
We will achieve
For we be...
No
We know
We know that we know
That those in charge
Like Warren G. Harding
Will see that we are the people
And that we have the power
To organize
And that their evil is soon going to end.
And that
We, the people, are tired of inequality.
We, the people, are prepared to start voting with our dollars instead of at the ballot box
We, the people, are ready to stand outside with our signs, sing our songs, take pictures, liveblog, hoot, hollar, hang out with our enlightened friends, and give each other fliers to other local happenings to show the powers that be that we are serious

And do it all again next month
Supreme Money Power is our entitlement as people!
Everyone needs to have enough money to be happy
I am willing
I am willing
I am willing to die to achieve Supreme Money Power for everyone.
But I do not need to push the issue that far;
Just so long as we are all out there this Saturday morning
Don't let me down, my people
I need to see each and everyone of you ready with your signs and good shoes
We need to get on television so that everyone else knows that the revolution will be televised and is coming
Remember everyone, the protest is this Saturday morning!
I may be willing to die so that you can achieve Supreme Money Power, but

I WANNA LIVE!


ACHIEVEMENTS
Newest
  • RAISE AWARENESS
  • CHANGE THE WORLD
  • LIBERATE SPARE CHANGE FROM A WISHING WELL
  • SIGN A PETITION
  • DEPLOY A GOLDEN PARACHUTE
  • SUPPORT WAR
  • WIN THE LOTTERY
  • INSTIGATE GENTRIFICATION
  • PICKET
  • SLEEP WITH YOUR BOSS
  • COMPLAIN
  • PLANT A MONEY TREE
  • PERFORM SPOKEN WORD
  • ACCEPT CONTRIBUTIONS FROM LOBBYISTS
  • SELL DRUGS
  • KILL YOURSELF
  • FILE A LAWSUIT
  • PAWN OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF
  • GIVE YOURSELF A RETENTION BONUS
  • PARTICIPATE IN A 419
  • PRINT YOUR OWN COUNTERFEIT MONEY
  • PRAY
  • DONATE PLASMA
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
  • BE A CELEBRITY
  • GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS
  • GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANT
  • FILM AND SELL AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
  • WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
  • PRACTICE ALCHEMY
  • PUT MONEY INTO A TIME CAPSULE
  • PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
  • BELIEVE
  • FIND BURIED TREASURE
  • PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR
  • CAST A MAGIC SPELL
  • WIN AT BINGO
  • GET GOOD GRADES
  • ASK POLITELY
  • ACCEPT REPARATIONS
  • USE A METAL DETECTOR
  • OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT
  • GET A JOB
  • BEAT UP SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR THEIR LUNCH MONEY
  • ROB A BANK
  • OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
  • LAUNDER MONEY
  • HOST A DINNER
  • GIMMIE
  • GET WRITTEN INTO A WILL
  • Oldest

    POETS
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  • ALFRED, BROOKE & MY BALLSAC
  • CAROL 2.0
  • OLD MAN KIELBASA
  • "HOT" KARL LOVE
  • FORMER STATE SENATOR GIL MARTIN
  • YUKO MJINGA
  • DAPHNE OTTO
  • ANNE "THE ONE WOMAN SHOW" RICHARD
  • THE SHADOWLORD
  • N. SLEAUXDETHE
  • DR. TAYLOR, PHD.
  • Z




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