Johannes Gensfleisch zur Laden zum Gutenberg
changed the entire world by his invention:
The Printing Press.
Johannes
Gensfleisch
zur
Laden
zum
Gutenberg
changed
the
entire
world
by
his
invention:
The Printing Press.
Imagine a world without The Printing Press
or without computers.
I can not.
And if I ran the world
I would tell everyone that Printing Presses and computers do exist.
I would tell everyone that you can print what you want.
I would tell everyone that they should buy an Apple Macintosh.
I would give myself as much supreme money power as I want
through the magic of technology.
You know me,
I have a knack,
not only for finding bomb shelters,
but also for being great with technology.
Enough about me.
I do not like standing up on stage and talking about myself.
According to the Federal Reserve's
Money Stock Measures Table 1 of M2
during December 2007,
there was 7484.1 billion dollars
and not enough of it is mine.
I want people to know that I am important.
That i am worth something.
I have done everything asked of me.
I am very good, very intelligent.
I can prove this.
I can name each and every single one of the Federal Reserve banks by district order:
Boston
New York
Philadelphia
Cleveland
Richmond
Atlanta
Chicago
Saint Louis
Minneapolis
Kansas City
Dallas
San Francisco
I can also name each and every person on each American bill:
$1 George Washington
$2 Thomas Jefferson
$5 Abraham Lincoln
$10 Alexander Hamilton
$20 Andrew Jackson
$50 Ulysses S. Grant
$100 Benjamin Franklin
According to
the May 24th 2007 issue
of the National Institute of Standards and Technology
the very first
scanned image
was
5 centimeters by
5 centimeters.
It was of a baby boy.
The article continues to explain that
every other scanned image,
in the world,
came after it.
And if I ran the world,
I would let everyone know how much supreme money power that I would have
And if i ran the world,
We would instantly go to a system
where there would be no bills or coins.
There would only be one central computer.
And if I ran the world,
I would run that one central computer
and you would find money so much easier to deal with.
But if I did that,
I would not tell the world.
Nor would I tell the world that I would really have all the supreme money power
by using my technical knowledge
to scan,
to print,
counterfeit currency.
And if I ran the world
I would get rid of pictures of men who had bad teeth
and were slaveholders.
I would put Carol 2.0's face in their place.
Until then,
I will will print their faces
by using
the scanner that came with my
Apple Macintosh.
Becuase Apples are the best.
And if I ran the world
anyone who uses microsoft windows would be mocked openly in the streets.
Steve Jobs even commented in
the January 24th, 2000 issue of Fortune magazine that
"We made the buttons on the screen look so good you will want to lick them."
I am going to make additional currency so good that you will want to
respect my authority.
I am Carol 2.0
and even if I never get the chance to run the world.
I will use my computer,
and my Printing Press
to honor Gutenberg and Jobs;
to enrich myself with supreme money power.
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