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"THE RICH DO NOT HAVE ACCOUNT WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS"
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PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
by
Alfred Charles
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Anne (The One Woman Show) Richard
4:41 | 128k | 4.30MB|
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ALFRED CHARLES
ANNE (THE ONE WOMAN SHOW) RICHARD
your mother.
for 9 months.
she carried you.
your mother.
for all those years.
she cared for you.
your mother.
for all your problems.
she was there.
your mother.
for all the good things.
for all the bad things.
she was happy.
for her child.
your mother.
she would do anything.
your mother.
wants the best for you.
your mother.
wants you to succeed.
your mother.
wants you to achieve.
supreme money power.
for what?
she wants you to live well.
for supreme.
you are her baby.
for money.
she knows things have a cost.
for power.
no one tells her child what to do.
forever.
you will be her baby.
your mother.
will do anything for you.
your mother.
understands that you need supreme money power.
your mother.
she probably will not like the idea at first.
but she'll do it.
for you.
know what is best.
for you.
she has willingly made every sacrifice.
for you.
she will achieve your supreme money power.
oh, mother!
your mother.
can still do her little dance.
your mother.
gets me in the mood.
your mother.
i love it when she wears those combat boots.
your mother.
says i'm a bad boy but that you were always a good child.
your mother.
says i fuck her better than your daddy.
your mother.
brings years of experience to her new job.
your mother.
can really suck a cock dry.
your mother.
her pussy is loose.
your mother.
but her ass is still pretty tight considering how much supreme power she's made for you.
your mother.
says that i would be a better lay if i actually loved her.
your mother.
told me the story about when you were young and you used to watch heathcliff.
your mother.
said that she always believed in your abilities.
that surely was misplaced.
your mother.
always tells me to use protection next time.
your mother.
but i do not like the way that feels.
and i am the customer.
not the only one mind you.
your mother.
takes it all in stride.
because she wants you to achieve supreme money power.
your mother.
she is above average.
and she loves you.
ACHIEVEMENTS
Newest
RAISE AWARENESS
CHANGE THE WORLD
LIBERATE SPARE CHANGE FROM A WISHING WELL
SIGN A PETITION
DEPLOY A GOLDEN PARACHUTE
SUPPORT WAR
WIN THE LOTTERY
INSTIGATE GENTRIFICATION
PICKET
SLEEP WITH YOUR BOSS
COMPLAIN
PLANT A MONEY TREE
PERFORM SPOKEN WORD
ACCEPT CONTRIBUTIONS FROM LOBBYISTS
SELL DRUGS
KILL YOURSELF
FILE A LAWSUIT
PAWN OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF
GIVE YOURSELF A RETENTION BONUS
PARTICIPATE IN A 419
PRINT YOUR OWN COUNTERFEIT MONEY
PRAY
DONATE PLASMA
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
BE A CELEBRITY
GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS
GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANT
FILM AND SELL AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
PRACTICE ALCHEMY
PUT MONEY INTO A TIME CAPSULE
SHARE
PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
BELIEVE
FIND BURIED TREASURE
PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR
CAST A MAGIC SPELL
WIN AT BINGO
GET GOOD GRADES
ASK POLITELY
ACCEPT REPARATIONS
USE A METAL DETECTOR
OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT
GET A JOB
BEAT UP SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR THEIR LUNCH MONEY
ROB A BANK
OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
LAUNDER MONEY
HOST A DINNER
GIMMIE
GET WRITTEN INTO A WILL
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DAPHNE OTTO
ANNE "THE ONE WOMAN SHOW" RICHARD
THE SHADOWLORD
N. SLEAUXDETHE
DR. TAYLOR, PHD.
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