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HOW TO ACHIEVE SUPREME MONEY POWER
"LET US FILL YOUR POCKETS WITH CASH!"
SPOKEN WORD FINANCIAL STRATEGY* PODCAST
 



ROB A BANK
by The Shadowlord
8:08 | 128k | 7.45MB|

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she said i love you.
he said i love you too.
then a tear fell down from his eye.
he said it matters not.
he said so what do you want to do tonight.
she said i'm hot for anything. tonight.
he said ok then.
she said well?
he said i don't have supreme money power.
she said that is ok. i just need your love.
he said thank you, but i want to do good for you.
she said i don't care so long as we are together.
he said but.
she said i also do not want to be bored to death.
he said well have i got an idea.
for you.
she said what.
he said let's go to the bank.
she said ok.
he said today i don't have supreme money power, but tonight we will.
she said what do you mean?
he said the only way to achieve.
she said supreme money power.
they both said is to rob a bank.
and then they kissed and made love in the back seat of the car.
the getaway car.
sweet.
sweet.
love.
the kind of sweet love that is by the side of a river.
not that i would know.
i don't know any girls who like d and d.
on a hot summer afternoon.
then a tear fell from his eye.
he said it matters not.
she said let me get ready.
he said let me get my gun.
she said i'm ready.
he said i've got my gun.
the car said vroom vroom.
the lovers arrive.
at the bank.
the lovers step out.
of the car.
he said are you sure about this.
she said yes it'll be fun.
he said alright then.
she said yeah.
the lovers walked into the bank.
the teller said can i help you.
the lovers said give us all your money.
the teller said well since you two are obviously in love, ok.
the lovers looked each other in the eyes.
the lovers kissed each other on the lips.
the security guard on duty said hey.
he said shut up.
she said now that's rude.
then a tear fell from his eye.
he said it matters not.
the security guard's gun said

bang.

bang.

the lovers fell to the ground.
she said are you alright.
he said i think i'm dying.
she said so am i.
and then a tear fell from his eye.
he said it matters not.
she said i thought i meant more to you than that.
he said that i loved you is all that matters.
an then a tear fell from his eye.
he said my life it matters not.
she said i love you.

before i go.
let me leave you with one last thought.
i believe in angels.
do you?

ACHIEVEMENTS
Newest
  • RAISE AWARENESS
  • CHANGE THE WORLD
  • LIBERATE SPARE CHANGE FROM A WISHING WELL
  • SIGN A PETITION
  • DEPLOY A GOLDEN PARACHUTE
  • SUPPORT WAR
  • WIN THE LOTTERY
  • INSTIGATE GENTRIFICATION
  • PICKET
  • SLEEP WITH YOUR BOSS
  • COMPLAIN
  • PLANT A MONEY TREE
  • PERFORM SPOKEN WORD
  • ACCEPT CONTRIBUTIONS FROM LOBBYISTS
  • SELL DRUGS
  • KILL YOURSELF
  • FILE A LAWSUIT
  • PAWN OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF
  • GIVE YOURSELF A RETENTION BONUS
  • PARTICIPATE IN A 419
  • PRINT YOUR OWN COUNTERFEIT MONEY
  • PRAY
  • DONATE PLASMA
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
  • BE A CELEBRITY
  • GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS
  • GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANT
  • FILM AND SELL AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
  • WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
  • PRACTICE ALCHEMY
  • PUT MONEY INTO A TIME CAPSULE
  • PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
  • BELIEVE
  • FIND BURIED TREASURE
  • PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR
  • CAST A MAGIC SPELL
  • WIN AT BINGO
  • GET GOOD GRADES
  • ASK POLITELY
  • ACCEPT REPARATIONS
  • USE A METAL DETECTOR
  • OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT
  • GET A JOB
  • BEAT UP SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR THEIR LUNCH MONEY
  • ROB A BANK
  • OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
  • LAUNDER MONEY
  • HOST A DINNER
  • GIMMIE
  • GET WRITTEN INTO A WILL
  • Oldest

    POETS
    A
  • ALFRED, BROOKE & MY BALLSAC
  • CAROL 2.0
  • OLD MAN KIELBASA
  • "HOT" KARL LOVE
  • FORMER STATE SENATOR GIL MARTIN
  • YUKO MJINGA
  • DAPHNE OTTO
  • ANNE "THE ONE WOMAN SHOW" RICHARD
  • THE SHADOWLORD
  • N. SLEAUXDETHE
  • DR. TAYLOR, PHD.
  • Z




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