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WIN THE LOTTERY
by Anne (The One Woman Show) Richard
4:02 | 128k | 3.7MB|

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A rare moment:
Me
A convenience store
Nothing in my life is convenient
Although I deserve my life to be easy
I have to suffer
Other people
And their
Foolishness
For example,
Warren G. Harding is President of the United States of America!
And so few Americans travel abroad...
How less developed their minds are for having never been to the Louve, the Orsay nor the Van Gogh Museum!
Clearly, everyone else in this unjust line must be that stupid
If these dregs of society knew anything, each and every person in this line would allow greatness to flourish
If these people had any culture whatsoever, they would let a true spoken word poet take her rightful place.

Why was I there?
Earlier that day
A culinary experience
Nothing less than to die for
(@) Food Manchu
General Tso's Tofu,
a side of
Calimari
& Petrus Pomerol
to die for
With my check, I was presented with a gift of great fortune
Inside, a great gift awaited me:
"Luck comes from preperation
Lucky Numbers: 6, 14, 17, 29, 32, 37"

At this point I know
I have to follow the advice
And my heart
The advice and my heart
Wouldn't you know that I am the only literate person in this line?
Not only do I understand both English and French at an advanced intellectual level, but I can make sense of multiple dimensions of the universe.
Egress me from this convenience store to true convenience!
This insufferable line is all that is keeping me from the splendor of winning the lottery

Insight dictates action
I tell myself that I am helping the schools, the elderly, the state General Fund,
whatever I can say
To myself
To make this all make sense
Life been so inconvenient
May that be corrected once I am victorious
What I am doing is not some game of chance;
This is an investment in my sanity
Now that I have tapped into the power of Truth
I must follow through on the path to my destiny
To live well
Far away from the lesser of the Earth Finally
I am at peace

Am I really alive?
Oh!
Could it be?
It is.


ACHIEVEMENTS
Newest
  • RAISE AWARENESS
  • CHANGE THE WORLD
  • LIBERATE SPARE CHANGE FROM A WISHING WELL
  • SIGN A PETITION
  • DEPLOY A GOLDEN PARACHUTE
  • SUPPORT WAR
  • WIN THE LOTTERY
  • INSTIGATE GENTRIFICATION
  • PICKET
  • SLEEP WITH YOUR BOSS
  • COMPLAIN
  • PLANT A MONEY TREE
  • PERFORM SPOKEN WORD
  • ACCEPT CONTRIBUTIONS FROM LOBBYISTS
  • SELL DRUGS
  • KILL YOURSELF
  • FILE A LAWSUIT
  • PAWN OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF
  • GIVE YOURSELF A RETENTION BONUS
  • PARTICIPATE IN A 419
  • PRINT YOUR OWN COUNTERFEIT MONEY
  • PRAY
  • DONATE PLASMA
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
  • BE A CELEBRITY
  • GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS
  • GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANT
  • FILM AND SELL AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
  • WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
  • PRACTICE ALCHEMY
  • PUT MONEY INTO A TIME CAPSULE
  • PROSTITUTE YOUR MOTHER
  • BELIEVE
  • FIND BURIED TREASURE
  • PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR
  • CAST A MAGIC SPELL
  • WIN AT BINGO
  • GET GOOD GRADES
  • ASK POLITELY
  • ACCEPT REPARATIONS
  • USE A METAL DETECTOR
  • OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT
  • GET A JOB
  • BEAT UP SCHOOLCHILDREN FOR THEIR LUNCH MONEY
  • ROB A BANK
  • OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
  • LAUNDER MONEY
  • HOST A DINNER
  • GIMMIE
  • GET WRITTEN INTO A WILL
  • Oldest

    POETS
    A
  • ALFRED, BROOKE & MY BALLSAC
  • CAROL 2.0
  • OLD MAN KIELBASA
  • "HOT" KARL LOVE
  • FORMER STATE SENATOR GIL MARTIN
  • YUKO MJINGA
  • DAPHNE OTTO
  • ANNE "THE ONE WOMAN SHOW" RICHARD
  • THE SHADOWLORD
  • N. SLEAUXDETHE
  • DR. TAYLOR, PHD.
  • Z




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