Write Your Own Blog by Carol 2.0 - HOW TO ACHIEVE SUPREME MONEY POWER

WRITE YOUR OWN BLOG
by Carol 2.0
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Sunday
Hello, World! It is me. Carol 2.0. I am ready to take you over with my citizen journalist blog! Smiley Face. This blog aims to sizzle with news and other information that will prompt reaction and interesting tidbits from readers to nourish the mind.

Monday
Dr. Taylor PhD. informed me of her discovery of two new sites which will change the way that you look at the internet
FOREVER.

Google at h t t p colon slash slash g o o g l e dot c o m and Yahoo at h t t p colon slash slash y a h o o dot com allow you to input any search term and return all sorts of websites to visit. You have never surfed like this before. Why I even virtually visited the White House and then signed an actual online petition for the impeachment of our President, Warren G. Harding, before I came to the coffee shop.

Tuesday
My cat is so cute! Just look at how cute Zane is curled up in a ball on my rug.

I recieved an interesting email about a Goatse. Shame on you internet for not putting a stop to whoever that Goatse is. What if children see that website? We must protect our children from such filth. I must respectfully disagree with Dr. Taylor PhD. and say that some information simply needs to be censored.

Wednesday
I accidently locked my keys in my car today. Yes, Dr. Taylor PhD., I did it again. No, Mom, I did not do it on purpose.
It is imperative that I now add advertisements to my blog. I am getting so popular right now, why with a new person reading this blog per day. It will not be long before I can achieve supreme money power from my blog. I need to advertise if i am ever going to achieve supreme money power.

Thursday
Hello, weblog. How are you today? I am fine. Today, I went to the park so that everyone at the park could watch me read a book by David Sedaris He is so funny!

In other news, you can now socially network with me on LibraryThing at h t t p colon slash slash l i b r a r y t h i n g dot com, facebook at h t t p colon slash slash f a c e b o o k dot com, myspace at h t t p colon slash slash m y s p a c e dot com, and Second Life at h t t p colon slash slash s e c o n d l i f e dot org. I can hardly wait to network with all of my readers in addition to this blog. Just do not try to socially network better than i do unless you want to make an enemy. I am so popular offline that you do not want to mess with me online.

Friday
Did you know that there is a Czech Budweiser? Check it out at h t t p colon slash slash b u d v a r dot c z. I do know that I drank too much american budweiser when I was a college freshman. I wish that I remembered more of my freshman college years but I was so blitzed most of the time. When you wake up in too many random strange boys' beds when you should be out protesting for Tibet you realize that you have a problem.

For even more inZANEity, I have started sharing pictures of my cat, Zane, on both flicker at h t t p colon slash slash f l i c k r dot com and photo bucket at h t t p colon slash slash p h o t o b u c k e t dot com. I love the picture of Zane sitting against my window and looking outside on a cloudy day.

Saturday
LOOK AT ME!!!!!! I AM SO MAD THAT I AM TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!! COME ON INTERNET!!!! WHY ARE YOU NOT LINKING TO MY BLOG?!?!?!?!?

I LOOKED AT THE TRAFFIC RATINGS ON ALEX UH AT H T T P COLON SLASH SLASH A L E X A DOT COM. MY BLOG IS NOWHERE NEAR THE TOP OF THE RANKINGS?!?!?!?!? ALSO, NO ONE SEEMS TO BE CLICKING ON THE ADVERTISEMENTS I HAVE ON THIS SITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THESE ADVERTISEMENTS ARE NOT THERE JUST TO LOOK PRETTY, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! CLICK ON THEM AND BUY SOMETHING SO I CAN GET A COMMISSION!!!!!!!!!

I BETTER ACHIEVE SUPREME MONEY POWER FROM MY WEBLOG REAL SOON OR I WILL QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment #1 by MemphisTAMS4eva
What a stupid bitch.

Comment #2 by Earl J. Chicago
Actually, Carol, Second Life is at SecondLife.COM and you have to add the www to the Budvar link to make it work. Otherwise, I enjoy your pictures of Zane.